Bob Rivers - It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Lyrics
Its the most fattening time of the yearWith that pumpkin pie fillingand everyone swilling down eggnog and beerIts the most fattening time of the yearIts the lip smackingest season of allwhile your shopping youre cheatingimpulsively eating that junk at the mallIts the heav-heaviest season of allTherell be turkeys for bastingand stuffing for tastingand giblets and gravy will flowtherell be cookies that mom bakedand leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time agoits the scale flattening time of the yearwhile your diet youre blowingtheres calories going straight down to your rearits the scale flattening time of the yeartherell be after meal dosingand arteries closingcholesterol levels will growits too cold to go joggingto brisk for tobogganingso pass me a hot buttered rollIts the most fattening time of the yearAll those gingerbread shingles andchocolate Chris Kringles will tremble in fearIts the most fattening time,its the belt loosening time,its the most fattening time of the year