Chino Xl - Chianardo Di Caprio Lyrics
(Different Girls talking on answering machine)-Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello...=I love you... you know I love you, right? You know I love you...(Chino snorting)(Chorus)It's the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio)Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio)It's just the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio)Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio)It's the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's just that thug in meWelcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio)It's just the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) That pretty thug in meWelcome to my lifestyle (What what? Chionardo Dicaprio)[Verse 1]The hopeless, Spanish romantic like ZorroNever soft though, the hard core Don Juan DemarcoI find y'all lady weak in this, prompt to her eagernessAnd be *****ing her ridiculous, astounded by her ficklenessThe Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigger bigamistIntelligent as master of kama sutra cunnilingusI leave your thug boyfriend stunnedWhen it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose fromThese cheap niggas where y'all find them?(I don't know)They like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condomComplained about your man so I robbed himConfused *****es crying like "Chino, please untie him!"The mental Samuel Jackson, the physical AdonisOnly sexual with women who can suck the comas out of novels***** them 'till their knees wobbleMy house like a brothelWelcome to the night of the apostle of the lady gospel(Chorus w/ slight variations)[Verse 2]If a woman's heart is an endless ocean of secretsI run scuba teams to the bottom discover jewels and keep itHer body is a violin, I'm the violinist and I composeHer moans are my symphonies I can play the perfect notesBefore being famous,Chicks asked to touch my hair seduction's what the game isI intimidate them cus I'm prettier that they isAnd in bed I'm gifted,And I assume every woman's in love with me 'till they tell me differentSince preschool ladies thinking that Chi's coolI *****ed the teacher, it's tragic: a nunThe school it was catholicKeeping these women spending money on meSticking Indian chicks for their dowriesThinking they fineIf they married the ghetto Banderas gentlemen callAnd have mammy's in-laws tell brides leave their sons at the altarI'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: 'Till the morning!I charge pimp niggas for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah)Ain't leaving young girls out of it...My dick becoming their pride so naturally gotta make them swallow itI *****ed all races, bagged *****es in all placesOlder chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought together generations!They get financially gracious,Just to date me on a regular basisWith making love I got patienceAnd I'm a dog just like you, in all casesBut I can make a woman feel love even coming in their faces(Chorus w/ slight variations)[Verse 3]8 out of every 10 chicks are attracted to me...One is a relative, and the other one a damn liar!Leave your girl alone with me commit vagina-cideSince '99, I'm no longer in pimp denialCus I'm a playa, plus I ***** a lotPlease, I got more hoes then these niggas just in names beginning in A'sPass on more Trojans they will ever getI'll have to take Ginko or some shit to remember half the *****es I hitAct a nigga wise! Rap a nigga wise! It's obviousSon got doe but look how ugly and sloppy he isOne girl's man threatened me with the mafiasI laughed and explained in detail where every mole on his white body wasMusic and sex the only joyWhen it comes to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of TroySingle dominant A-male, getting ***** by mistakeHow much hate mail can one pretty nigga generate?Wasn't delicious bullets missing me by little inchesNow actress *****es suck my dick and do my dishes+Kiss the Girls+ I'm world renownFor collecting *****es bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me downI'm awesome but you +low-some+... what a damn shameI done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda thought that was my nameMr. Perfect impregnates no dameMy sperm worth more than uncut cocaineI know why these thugs in these clubs can't behaveForm forty-eight hours the lack of ***** making then braveNever seen a world tourBut I've *****ed like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (*****)Squash beef with 'Pac and 'emCus I was too busy studying pimping under Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'emNo jealousy, please dunny it's just my lifeDon't be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be your wife(Chorus w/ slight variations)(Chino talking)As if... as if...Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this ***** is gonna ask me"Why the ***** I had her on hold for so long?"I said "*****! Don't you know the silence of mehaving you on hold is more important than anythingany mother*****er on the planet could be saying to you?"It's just my lifestyle
