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Corb Lund - Hard On Equipment (Tool for the Job) Lyrics

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  • Was that a five eighths or a nine sixteenths?
  • He's got a metric socket that don't quite fit
  • Well it'll wiggle just a little but it ain’t quite stripped
  • The safety guard’s gone from his grinding machine
  • He got a stiff paint brush he only kinda got clean
  • He's the hired man, my neighbor and a cousin in law
  • He's a jerry riggin’ fool, he got the tool for the job
  • Well it's vise grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench
  • A wrench for a hammer, hammers everything else
  • It just don’t seem to make much difference
  • I sure do like him but he’s hard on equipment
  • I sure like you son, but you’re hard on equipment
  • His corners ain’t square and his floor ain’t level
  • And he's always had trouble with the old tape measure
  • His doors don’t close ‘cause the jamb ain’t plumb
  • And he’s a Goddamn menace with an air nail gun
  • They love to see him comin’ at the lumberyard store
  • Fixed the leak in his roof with a two by four
  • Drilled holes in his boards with the wrong kinda bit
  • And when they don’t line up he blames the government
  • He got the whole front yard full of fix ‘em up cars
  • Three don’t run and the rest won’t start
  • Everything's fine with his rebuilt motor
  • Except of course for the couple spare parts left over
  • Baler wire tie downs goin’ down the road
  • On two bald tires and an oversize load
  • He ain't never read a manual ‘cause that's like cheatin’
  • He don't mind a little grease on his hands while he's eatin’
  • He’s got busted up knuckles, his thumb got bruised
  • Jesus Christ was a carpenter, too

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