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Dead Milkmen - Methodist Coloring Book Lyrics

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  • You've got a Methodist coloring book
  • And you color really well
  • But don't color outside the lines
  • Or God will send you to hell
  • 'Cause God hates war
  • And God hates crime
  • But He really hates people
  • Who color outside the lines
  • You've got a Methodist coloring book
  • Don't color outside the lines
  • 'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning
  • He'll at least make you go blind
  • Good people get sent to the attic
  • Bad people will roast in the cellar
  • But there's a special kind of hell
  • For those who just won't learn to color
  • God is gracious, God is good
  • Let us color in his book
  • God wears cotton, God wears rayon
  • He can mend a broken crayon
  • God is honest, He don't take payola
  • Let's all thank him for our Crayolas
  • You've got a Methodist coloring book...
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