King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool Lyrics
Jesus Was Way CoolKing Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy DiscJesus was way coolEverybody liked JesusEverybody wanted to hang out with himAnything he wanted to do, he didHe turned water into wineAnd if he wanted toHe could have turned wheat into marijuanaOr sugar into cocaineOr vitamin pills into amphetaminesHe walked on the waterAnd swam on the landHe would tell these storiesAnd people would listenHe was really coolIf you were blind or lameYou just went to JesusAnd he would put his hands on youAnd you would be healedThat's so coolHe could've played guitar better than HendrixHe could've told the futureHe could've baked the most delicious cake in the worldHe could've scored more goals than Wayne GretzkyHe could've danced better than BarishnikovJesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think ofJesus was way coolHe told people to eat his body and drink his bloodThat's so coolJesus was so coolBut then some people got jealous of how cool he wasSo they killed himBut then he rose from the deadHe rose from the dead, danced aroundThen went up to heavenI mean, that's so coolJesus was way coolNo wonder there are so many Christians
