Kristin Chenoweth - If You Hadn't But You Did (From Two On The Aisle 1951) Lyrics
There he goes as usual, my manBreaking my foolish heartI really don鈥檛 know what to do about himI鈥æªe told myself I鈥æªe got to do without himThere he goes as usual, my manTearing my heart apartHe鈥檚 made my life a messI鈥æªe got to do this I guessGoodbye Joe, from here I kiss youGoodbye Joe, I hope I don鈥檛 miss youIf you had been on the squareAnd had treated me fairAnd we鈥檇 not had a tiffIf you had not saidI should go and jump right offThe nearest cliffIf you had stayed off the makeAnd you never had takenTo coming home stiffIf I had not smelled perfumeWith a nasty unfamiliar whiffI'm gonna miss you, babyThings could've been teriffAh, what鈥檚 the diff?If you had not had the cheekTo stay out for a weekSaying, "Back in a jiff"If you were not such a two-timing guyIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn'tIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn'tBut you haveAnd you wereAnd you wentAnd you didAnd so goodbyeIf I had not seen youTake Geraldine on the lakeIn your flat-bottomed skiffIf you were not out with SueWith your arms around her bare midriffIf I had not seen you pen sexy lettersTo Gwen in your own hieroglyphIf you had not left me homeWhen had two seats for South PacifI'm gonna miss you, babyYou were too darn prolifAh, what鈥檚 the diff?If you were not such a houndWho when game was aroundAlways picked up the sniffIf you were not such a two-timing guyIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn鈥檛If you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn鈥檛But you wereAnd you haveAnd you wentAnd you didAnd so, goodbyeIf when I asked where you鈥檇 beenYou had not cliffed my chinWith a beautiful biffHey, if I had not always found purpleLipstick on your handkerchiefIf you had not told me liesAnd then looked in my eyesWith a smile beautifIf when I caught you with KateYou had not said, 鈥淚t鈥檚 of no signif鈥br>I'm gonna miss you, babyAnd I could get specifAh, what鈥檚 the diff?If the best years of my lifeWeren鈥檛 spent as your wifeWith no marriage certifIf you were not such a two-timing guyIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn'tIf you weren'tIf you hadn鈥檛If you didn鈥檛But you hadAnd then we couldaAnd you didn'tThough you shouldaIf you didn'tIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn'tBut you wereAnd you haveAnd you wentAnd you didAnd so goodbyeSee ya later, Joe
