Kristin Chenoweth - The Girl In 14G Lyrics
Just moved in to 14GSo cozy, calm, and peacefulHeaven for a mouse like meWith quiet by the lease-fullPets are banned parties tooAnd no solicitationsWindow seat with garden viewA perfect nook to read a bookIm lost in my Jane Austen when I hear[Dramatic opera]Say it isnt soNot the flat belowFrom an opera wanna beIn 13GA matinee of SocantotaWagners RingAnd Traviata[Dramatic opera]My first night in 14GIll put up with PoucciniBrew myself a cup of teaCrochet until shes finiHalf past eightNot a peepExcept the clock tick-tockinNow I lay me down to sleepA comfy bed to rest my headA stretch, a yawn, Im almost gone when[Scatting noisily]Now the girl upstairs[Laughs]Wakes me unawaresBlowing down from 15GHer revellyShes scattin like her name is EllaGuess who answers a cappella[escalating transitions between scatting and opera]Im not one toRaise my voiceMake a fussOr speak my mindBut might I queryWould you mind ifCould you kindlySTOP!That felt goodSTOP!13, 15, 14GA most unlikely trioNo quite three part harmonyAll day and night we're singing[All three sing]I've had my fill of peace and quietShout out loud, "I'v changed my diet!"All because of14G
