Mark Knopfler - My Parties Lyrics
Well this is my back yard - my back gateI hate to start my parties lateHeres the party cart - aint that great?That aint the best part baby - just waitThats a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breezePortable hammock honey - who needs treesIts casual entertaining - we aim to pleaseAt my partiesCheck out the shingles - its brand newExcuse me while I mingle - hi, how are youHey everybody - let me give you a toastThis ones for me - the host with the mostIts getting a trifle colder - step inside my homeThats a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephoneThats a musical doorbell - it dont ring, I aint kiddinIt plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbonBoy, this punch is a trip - its o.k. in my bookHere, take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruitAh, here comes the dip - you may kiss the cookLet me show you honey - its easy - lookYou take a fork and spike em - say, did you try these?So glad you like em - the secrets in the cheeseIts casual entertaining - we aim to pleaseAt my partiesNow dont talk to me about the polar bearDont talk to me about the ozone layerAint so much of anything these days, even the airTheyre running out of rhinos - what do I care?Lets hear it for the dolphin - lets hear it for the treesAint runnin out of nothin in my deep freezeIts casual entertaining - we aim to pleaseAt my parties
