Romanovsky & Phillips - Oh No .. I'm In Love Lyrics
Romantic relationships are always available... at $75 an hour.)He makes me smile when I am blueHe gives me answers when I really haven't got a single solitaryclueHe makes my troubles seem so smallHe so handsome, dark and tallHe doesn't judge me when I regressHis words are cloaked in tendernessHe's the lover I've never kissedOh, no... I'm in loveHe helps me strengthen my resolveThere's not a problem he can't solveHe's always cheerful, he's never a grouchOoh, I wanna lay down on his couchWe get along like soup and saladHe reassures me that my anger is validHe thinks it's good when I get pissedOh no... I'm in love with my therapistMy friends encouraged me to get some therapy'Cause when you left me I was such a messI thought life held no more for me'Til he opened up his door to meAnd I found myself surrounded by his sympathyHe reinforces my self-esteemHe likes to analyze my dreamsHe always listens when I speakI wish I could afford to see himMore than once a weekHe lets me try out different rolesHe pushes me to set some goalsEach hour we spend together is total blissOh no...My friends encouraged me to get some therapy'Cause when you left me I was such a messI thought it was the end for me'Til he became a friend to meAnd I found myself astounded by his empathyHe's got diplomas on his wallThere's fresh-brewed coffee down the hallHe's begonias on his window sillAnd kleenex enough for a nuclear spillHe calls it "progress" when I cryOh what a sweet and sensitive guyWhy couldn't you have been like this?Oh no... I'm in love with my therapist
