Slapstick - Johnny Lyrics
Johnny wanted his life to go far He went to town and bought a guitarhe had a friend and he showed him a chord It was fun, but he started getting boredHe developed a need for fame and greed said a rock band is what I needHe bought a whammy bar and sold his soul Him and his friends played corporate rock-n-rollThey played loud, you could hear it Johnny smelled just like teen spiritNot too long playin in clubs meeting lots of girls giving him lovinThen finally his big break came His career lead to fortune and fameIt's Johnny and the Allstar BandTalkin about playin on the radio with Johnny and the AllstarbandTalkin about playin on the radio and in stadiumsNot gonna be a Punk rock Bandno no no na na no Johnny Oh NoHis career was a big success Rolling Stone cover in a state of undressThe ladies loved him, he made 'em cry Johnny was the American MessiahGold records hanging on his wall,
