Sloppy Meateaters - Nobody Likes Me Lyrics
Another day, another webpageI'm trapped inside this cyber ratcageI need on to check my mailWho needs friends when you got AOLI'm a jerk I'm a loser I'm fag I'm an *****Rooty poo poo candy ass super lame-ODon't you see, Don't you see nobody likes meNobody likes me, Real girls think i'm lameI'm not afraid to say... It's friday night, I'm going onlineGonna find a girl and make her all mineShe can be fat and she can be uglyI don't really care cuz i'm feeling kinda lonelyMy name is josh, listen to my bandI'm 14 and I'm your biggest fanSo you know it, we went out on a dateI got arrested for statutory rapeIt's friday night and I'm gonna get some bootyYa wanna cyber? Ya wanna meet?