Adam Kay - The Drug Song Lyrics
There’s Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin& Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & ChloroquineThere’s Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide& Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide,Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide& if you’re up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.There’s Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline,Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine,Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol& if you want to overdose there’s always Paracetamol.There’s Night Nurse & Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam,& Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin,& Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & RitalinThere’s Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,& Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine& Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.There’s Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,Potassium & Calcium & ev’ry kind of Vitamin,& Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin,& Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.You must remember all these drugsThe names of which you’ve learnt from meOr ***** ‘em all & get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.
