Bloodhound Gang - Turn Clyde Lyrics
Times new roman you know the typeCalling me public enemy, but dont believe the hypeTough guy like the one in star 80 wanna bait meHook line sinker now your lady wanna date meGave your girl a little wink so you make a big stinkShoulders got a chip so you flip like a tiddlywinkKnow what I think? I think you might be darwins missing linkGet all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a shrinky dinkBet I can take a hint better than I can take a hitCompletely incompatible though Im a ***** and youre a dickHow can you hold a grudge when you cant even hold a job?Should have known butter but youre not corn on the cobI choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chordIf I wanted to see stars Ill watch the academy awardsThats why I ran like a flock of seagulls why make-up like mary kay?You mustve given up on hair plugs cause now youre going toupeeAll in all youre just another dick with no ballsAll in all youre just another dick with no ballsMama said talk this out and resolveDont wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolveDoggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene poolHalf with it half wit half finished high schoolGive you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splatteredHeard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like em batteredWife beater perfectly fitting apparelWheres your brother daryl? wheres your other brother daryl?Givin me that macho man randy savage stareWanna snap into a slim jim break my limbs but do I care?No sorry Im a lover not a fighter commit your crimeIll be glad to do your girlfriend, Ill be glad that you do timeHeres the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximumNow we both got records but the difference is mines platinumDefinitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though aloneWhen youre choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chickens boneAll in all youre just another dick with no ballsAll in all youre just another dick with no ballsRight turn clydeRight turn clydeRight turn clydeRight turn clyde
