Firewater - Drunkard's Lament Lyrics
Call me a god and I'll tip the undertakerThat fool couldn't tell a real still from a fakerWell I ain't no fool, but I play one on TVCause misery loves companyThat's why everyone loves meNow, buy me a drink and I'll tell you all a storyAbout a bastard who traded in treasure for gloryThere treasure was true love, the bastard he was meCause misery loves companyThat's why everyone loves meWell, I've been a rich manI've been a poor manInside a Saturday nightI've done the worksAnd there's one thing I knowYou can't win if it ain't a fair fightI ain't seen the pastor since Sunday bloody morningAll the girls in the choir are in labor or mourningTake one look in my eyes, I think you'll all agreeCause misery loves companyAnd that's why everyone loves meI've done every shit jobHanded out nose jobsMade a few friends in the tombsBut I've found that in most casesFixing the the rat raceIs better than pushing a broomNow, who shall I marry the junky or the jailer?Your choices are few when you know you're a failureBut there's one thing that everyone in the bar agreesThat misery loves companyAnd that's why everyone loves me
