Kool Keith - Back Stage Passes Lyrics
[girl] dont I know you?[guy] do you?[girl] well ahh.. Im laurie kessler, havent we met before?[guy] have we?[girl] maybe not[kool keith]Back stage! ..See girl after the show Im not to be idolizedOverwhelmed by a new obsessed fanNo I dont wanna answer your questionsAre you some kind of journalist, follow me around?Come on in the bathroomNow you wanna see how keith acts at homeCall your girlfriendsNow you wanna see the way I p-i-s-sBeggin me to get a magic marker to sign my name on your backYoure very young, and giggly with pre-washed levis onYou dont know how to act - lets party, how about it?I dont wanna party drink bacardi what you think I look like;The purple dragon barney?[chorus]Back stage! youre excited.. back stage passes!Youre excited, girls lookin all aroundBack stage! youre excited.. back stage passes!Youre excited, stop lookin all aroundBack stage! youre excited..[kool keith]Im totally attracted to you, but you turn me off as a fanApproachin me back stage with a guy thats not your friendLyin to get a laminate - is that your man?Some weird guy starin at me like peter panTheres no time to talk about how I got started in rapIm goin straight homeYou dont know, ima leave you aloneWhy should I waste my time, get no sleep?I just got off stage, youre still complaininYou shoulda stayed on stage longer at the new orleans superdomeWhat you want from me? you took my picture;You got my autograph - Im not tryin to crack any more coronasI hate the smell of beadiesAnd you have a bunch of dinky friends, and a adolescent staffYou are immature[chorus]Back stage! youre excited.. back stage passes!Youre excited, girls lookin all aroundBack stage! youre excited..[kool keith]Laugh at yourself, put your whole world on the shelfDo that stupid stuff with weird al yankovichGo try to figure out somebody elseFirst of all, youre living through my cdSecond you dont know meBase your life on fan magazines I go shoppin everydayWhen Im in a small boring city you dont see meIf I told you I had eighteen handsYoure so tuned and tweaked out, your ass would believe me[chorus]Back stage passes!Youre excited, girls lookin all aroundBack stage! youre excited.. back stage passes!Youre excited, girls lookin all aroundBack stage! youre excited..
