Kool Keith - The Girls Don't Like The Job Lyrics
{kool keith on the phone}Hello -- did cathy come in today, or what?Im startin to not, to like, whats shes doin at meShes not on time, you know her hair aint combedShes not dressed properlyShes always wearin jeans, and this is a companyWhere you wear dresses, and you look neat and come inWith your briefcaseAnd were taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped[kool keith]Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secureSpace investor, wall street journal analysistThe rates of companies by speed paine-webberMerryl lynch, no other than solomon brothersBanking system with my computer wisdomImmaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tieGirls know Im fly -- on the a-x-1 new floppy diskHello? theres somebody out there to see youNo, tell her to call me backIm busy with the president of the united statesDiscussing more rates on a higher levelDont give me feedback, I dont need thatTwo trips to costa rica, Ill be a week backBefore you sign a new act, find out if they wackYour budget will be low, and youll be fired, highly retiredIm the new boss of this company girl(I want you to fax yourself to china ok? do this now)Chorus: kool keith *singing* (repeat 2x)The girls dont like the jobSecretaries dont like my waysI hire and fire, give you checks on the spotI hire and fire, give you checks when its hot[kool keith]Down at 55 water streetTop official always seein chemical bank, wells fargoBank of america with my fine secretary erykahMe and al sharpton was talkin about real estate in comptonWith a loan from general millsI would start a new nba team baldwin hillsThe baldwin hills spacemenLime green uniforms with a orange basketball logo? the group solo, thats right, doloWith the comissioner of the basketballPassin yall in my asr rolls royceYall cant stop my voice and opinion, heres a card and my phone extensionNot to mention I ripped up four tickets to the grammy awardsI had pasta with my new team and my rosterAgents beware, Im talkin to shaq behind the lakers backMichael jordan Im important, keep tapes recordinBuyin baseball stadiums, talkin to joe morganCincinatti reds, Im over your headsCall my limo nancy, make it fancy, Im in a rushNo time for coffee, ice cream from mr. softie[baseball stadium organ playing]Tom hanks calls the base of keith in the ukWe sold a lot of mercedes benzsAnd bmws to the small starving communitiesEven as an import, its just a regular cab in foreign countriesMaterialistic for just the ignorant ones only the united statesIm goin to lunch, Ill be right back{the girls dont like the job!}Cutback on timeEmployees research files, tryin to find my stylesSippin on a glass of spriteToni braxton wanna sing pride with me tonightI gotta work late, the office, the kids, the dogPuppies, groceries, hopin these things get done by the end of the weekI been through the week, did you book my airline flight assistant terry?Youll get no record deal actin like neneh cherry, back to work dont flirtGive me them passes to the james brown concertFront row seats at least, please dont bother me I need peaceTerry you been late a lotI hate a lot of those same black pants you wearin dancinTake two days off, Im goin to the playoffsChorus 1.5x
