Kool Keith - Keep It Real... Represent Lyrics
[kool keith]Yeah, rappers, spread your cheeksPull your panties downTake your wig off, let me see your bald headThat's right, i got you on kodakYour pictures are goin out to black tailYou're gonna be a starYeah..I heard you quit rap, your wife went back to porno flicksYou turned drag queen, a call girl doin tricksNighttime prostitute kid, i'ma take your lootI heard you queer now like boy george, blowin flutesWith high heels, you stole your mom's birth control pillsYou on some new stuff, i heard about that sex changeYou got a vagina, your grandmother think it's strangeNew eyeliner, you was flirtin with a gay designerYour girl felt mines, and pulled off her calvin kleinsI saw tampax, gonorrhea red stopsignsI looked at her and said, "mmm.. put your panties back on"Then jerked off to foxy brown, when her verse was onI wanna stand back and bust nuts at your buttsYour girl is *****ed up, with lollipops, doggie styleI feel i'm dealin with plastic, watch these fake smilesYeah, meet my left and my rightKeep it real.. represent what? my nuts (2x)[kool keith]I got utensils, back up kid, yo guard your rectumI'm crazy out here, mental man, don't respect himYou now in pain, your mom just had the abortionBig head boo, i put some roaches on your whole crewHave you scared with crack pipes, your family throwin doodooWear out your welcome, your little girl sex desiresHave you handicapped, some friends of mine blow your tiresLike alfred hitch*****, the ghost stands on your blockWith nine mil's for drug addicts, i keep triggers *****edYou on some methane, my witchcraft is on your brainBlow out your headpiece, and break out quick on the planeSeal up your coffins, and celebrate with champagneGet my drink, absolut, cranberry juiceParanoid by rug spots, you see the purple mooseYou smokin sherm or what? i paralyze that buttLick my d-head, you girls still pee in the bedYo take that wig off, yo punk let me see that caesarKeep it real.. represent what? my nuts (3x)[kool keith]I gets more wreck, than ? kids in baby's pampersYour wife is banned for leavin bras in my hampersThat heffer's ugly, plastic why you still bug meI'm on melrose, nicole's takin sun strollsBlack girls with weaves, white girls with flat buttsWith the name h-o-m-o spelled in your nameYou was a woman one time, man i know your gameWith panties stuck up, sweat leakin in your crotchCollard greens you wet pig, you can't eat that muchI shut you down, your whole face two o'clockHave your girl on sunset, in denny's suckin *****With white pumps up, blonde wigs rottin in the trunksThat homeless monkey, barbie doll crystal junkieI'm no joke and have respect for your kinfolksTie your tubes back, my scope is on your asscrackYou got paid for doodoo, that package rap was wackYeah yeah, you know what? yeahKeep it real.. represent what? my nuts (4x)That's right, nine-six and seven (reverand tom)Representin the scrotum (octagon)All the hairs under the testicles (the sharkman)Lick.. (kool keith)Yeah, don't buy _the basement tapes_Sheisty things going on, somebody's on the pipesLabels foldin, goin down in ninety-sixNobody play the recordsCity's out, no tuff, tuff.. pity
